A New Dr. Seuss Book

[Thanks, M!]

I do not like this Uncle Sam, 
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,    
or how they lie and cook the books.    
I do not like when Congress steals,    
I do not like their secret deals.    
I do not like this speaker Nan ,    
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.    
I do not like this spending spree,    
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,    
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.    
I do not like this kind of hope.    
I do not like it, you BIG Dope.    
I do not like it, NOPE NOPE NOPE!