Morons in the News: How Stupid Can A Person Be? (R-Rated)

I get a kick out of the occasional news story of some idiot who gets himself or herself into trouble. The stories that are about dumb criminals who get themselves into a jam are particularly funny, especially when their stupidity must give policemen a laugh when they arrive on the scene. The following story, however, is about an "innocent civilian" whose bedroom antics made the news last week.

Woman Seriously Injured in Sex Toy Accident

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com

WUSA [source]

Didn't it occur to anyone that maybe bringing a saber saw anywhere near one's body, let alone near one's genitals, just the least bit threatening to personal safety?!? Fer cryin' out loud! I just hope that these morons at least use birth control so as to keep from procreating ... but, then again, that would involve thinking, too.

(Sometimes I expect too much from the human race ...)