Check Your Child's Homework!

I'm enjoying my second snow day off from school! .... haaaaaaaaa! (Well, I didn't enjoy the shoveling so much, but luckily the snow is nice and powdery.) Anyway, I got this little ditty today and thought I would share. It fits perfectly with today's beautiful, sunny, snowy day. CUTE!!!!!

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK!

Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith